What Would Happen If I Named My Kid...Deion?

Like the high-stepping neon Deion Sanders!

Or Dion Basco.

I kinda wanted to named my kid Deion Pupunu. I add the "Pupunu" because I saw that name in an add for NFL Gameday '97 or '98 and I thought that was such a fat person's name.

So I guess my kid named Deion Pupunu would turn out to be a high-stepping fat guy.